7/22/2012 03:02:00 AM

How to get laid on your first date? (or rejected)

Posted by McSimillian

Was reading the comments from Joystiq in a post about Peter Molyneux's new game called Curiousity.
Someone commented something so awesome i just had to share it.
Part of the comment goes like this:


"My dick, is, like...I don't want to say the Alpha AND the Omega...but yeah.  It's God-like.  Shit speaks in tongues, turns water into wine, and will...

...tear.  Your.  Shit.  Up.

The Apocalypse?  It's 'bout to be up in you, baby.  Your soul is going to throw up on your ovaries.  Your fallopian tubes...WILL BECOME WORMHOLES.

You're not even going to come.  You're going to went.  Yeah, I'm'a bang you so hard, even grammar's going to get fucked up.

Your eyes aren't even going to roll in the back of your head...your heads going to roll in front of your eyes.  Your body will curl around your toes.

When I'm done, your vagina will stand by the ocean wearing a nightgown and give itself to the sea...because it won't have any idea how to get more wet."

Pretty vulgar, but yeah, awesome right? xD
Try saying that on your first date! LOL

6/11/2011 05:36:00 PM

i'got: Vans Era Checkerboard

Posted by McSimillian



The shoe below is my Converse which I've been wearing for about 3-4 years now and in this picture it kinda looks like a rotten bleeding albino cabbage and kinda smells like one too. The inside sole is wearing thin and torn like a beggar's cloth and one of the pair has a broken sole. So it thought, it's probably time for it to retire and get a new one!



After days of internet browsing, there were so many shoes I wanted, mostly Converse until I saw this, the Vans Era Checkerboard which instantly caught my attention. I really like the design and I'm a sucker for checkered patterns so bought it I did!


I bought them from a seller on eBay for USD$37, cheap, yes, but the shipping cost almost the same price at USD$35! Worth it though, cause all the shoes sold here locally sucks and they're usually more expensive!


Top view


Side view


The other side


Back view


Waffle Sole :D


Just like all the iPhones and iPods, it's designed in California, USA but...


also like all iPhones and iPods sold in Asia, they're manufactured in this region, in this case, Vietnam. That's normally the case for most shoes, either that or Indonesia.


However, the quality is superb!


Close up details on the double stitching and label


Vans' trademark logo on the back


Interior fabric


Inside sole

I was really happy when I got home and and tried it that I left it on and wore it inside the house for quite some time. Overall, am really pleased with it! Looks great with or without socks and on jeans and shorts or even your birthday suit.


By the way, I used to think that there was only one way to lace your shoes. Boy was I wrong. Taken for granted, I've been using the Display Shoes Lacing method almost all my life. Apparently, there's over 3 trillion possibilities of lacing a shoes!!! The one here I'm using is called Criss Cross. For more methods lacing shoes, click here.

5/26/2011 09:36:00 PM

i'got: Movie & TV Series update

Posted by McSimillian

TV Series

Man vs Wild (Season 1 - 4)


How I Met Your Mother (Season 1 - 6)


Movies


R.E.D.



Super


127 Hours


The Sorcerer's Apprentice


I Am Number Four


Legion


Tucker and Dale vs Evil


Sweeney Todd


Orphan


Piranha


I Sell The Dead


easy A


Jackass 3D


Love and Other Drugs


Drive Angry


The Big Lebowski


Inception


Resident Evil Afterlife


Scott Pilgrim vs. The World


Alexander (The Final Cut)


Troy


Gladiator


The King's Speech


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


The Pianist


Hotel Rwanda


The Lovely Bones


The Chalet Girl


Kill The Irishman


Hot Tub Time Machine


Full Metal Jacket


Due Date


Killers


Bride Wars


Black Swan


Skyline


District 9


Battle Los Angeles


Home Alone


Home Alone 2


Home Alone 3


Home Alone 4


Animation

Mary and Max


Dante's Inferno


Heavy Metal


The Illusionist


How To Train Your Dragon


Fantastic Mr.Fox


Tangled


Toy Story 3


Planet 51


Rio


Gnomeo and Juliet


Chicken Little


Despicable Me


Megamind


The Princess and the Frog


Astro Boy


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